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Salvio Pizzicagnolo ([personal profile] assistente) wrote2013-03-18 08:26 pm
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inbox.



written correspondence preferred. please don't leave complaints here.
skulltasm: (jar a bit bigger)

[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
FINALLY! DO YOU NEVER SLEEP? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR AGES


[ Really it hasn't been that long, but when you don't have arms with which to maneuver bedding, or legs with which to leave, it gets so very

very

dull. ]
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[personal profile] reshapes 2019-08-16 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[You're welcome.]
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[personal profile] reshapes 2019-08-21 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Why, out of the goodness of his heart of course! You obviously are both in need of that special someone.]
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
WELL DON'T BLAME ME, IT'S NOT LIKE I PUT MYSELF HERE, NOW IS IT?


[ The skull doesn't wave its arms or legs, for it has neither. ]
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-22 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
PLACED, OFF-LOADED, FOISTED, WHAT-HAVE-YOU. THE CURSE OF NOT BEING AMBULATORY.


[ A pause, then: ]

OH, UNCLUTCH YOUR PEARLS, SALVIE, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE. AND BELIEVE ME: I'VE SEEN PLENTY.
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD?


[ Two cartoonish eyes pop into existence within Skull's sockets at the moment he says eyes, roll exaggeratedly, and then disappear. ]

IT WOULD SEEM YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER.
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-23 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
REALLY? PERHAPS I WAS MISTAKEN. YOU COULD HAVE A NEMESIS, THEN.


[ He bobs gently, turning his once again empty sockets to "look" at Salvio. Almost hastily, this addendum: ]

I DON'T MEAN ME, OF COURSE. I'M SIMPLY THE...TOKEN. IMAGINE HOW THAT MUST MAKE ME FEEL, BEING GIVEN TO SOMEONE LIKE SOME SORT OF KNICK-KNACK.
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-24 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ This time the Skull turns the opposite direction, away from Salvio. Dramatically. ]

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ It swivels a fraction of the way back. ]

YOU MEAN IT?
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-08-29 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
NO MEANING YOU DON'T MEAN IT? OR NO MEANING YOU WOULDN'T CALL ME A KNICK-KNACK?


[ It continues to slowly turn. ]
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A KNICK-KNACK IS, DO YOU.
skulltasm: (jar close as possible)

[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-02 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
THEN THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T KNOW HOW DEMEANING IT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE! WHICH MEANS YOU ARE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

WELL THE JOKE'S ON YOU, SALLY, I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.


[ A theatrical sniffle would not be out of place with the Skull's tone, but he doesn't want to oversell it. ]

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