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Salvio Pizzicagnolo ([personal profile] assistente) wrote2013-03-18 08:26 pm
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inbox.



written correspondence preferred. please don't leave complaints here.
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A KNICK-KNACK IS, DO YOU.
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-02 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
THEN THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T KNOW HOW DEMEANING IT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE! WHICH MEANS YOU ARE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

WELL THE JOKE'S ON YOU, SALLY, I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.


[ A theatrical sniffle would not be out of place with the Skull's tone, but he doesn't want to oversell it. ]
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Who knows, perhaps the voice is being projected directly into your brain, Sal. Or worse yet, perhaps you're imagining it talking. Have you seen anyone else talking to this blasted thing? Troubling... ]

A USELESS OBJECT, THE SORT OF THING YOU PUT ON A SHELF BECAUSE IT'S NEAT AND THEN YOU FORGET ABOUT IT AND IT SITS THERE FOR YEARS, GATHERING DUST, UNTIL SOMEONE DECIDES IT SERVES NO PURPOSE AND YOU REGIFT IT OR THROW IT IN THE REFUSE PILE!


[ No, it is definitely talking, there are others in the group quarters who glance over when the thing speaks, some proceeding to mutter about cursed objects and some giving Salvio significant looks that hint at them misunderstanding why the skull is in the Seneschal's bed. ]
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-08 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
WHY, SALLY, THAT WAS ALMOST CONVINCING.
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
WELL THEN, ON THE SUBJECT OF BELIEVING THINGS...

[ He looks left, looks right, tips in his jar as if leaning conspiratorially. ]

WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IS...
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somewhere, a headless corpse's pants are on fire

[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-13 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
...TEREN.
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and someone none the wiser is very confused

[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-13 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW... TEREN. MATURE WOMAN? SCARS? ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE BIT INTO A RAW ONION?
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-13 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
REALLY? IS THERE A TEREN LOOKALIKE AROUND, THEN?
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-15 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
KIND OF HARD TO MISREAD BEING PLACED IN SOMEONE'S BED AND TUCKED IN ALL SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG, SALLY.


[ The skull tilts, almost cutely. ]

I SUPPOSE I COULD LIE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-21 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
PERHAPS BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST SO CUTE.

[ aka easy to needle ]
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[personal profile] skulltasm 2019-09-23 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
ANYWHERE OTHER THAN HERE OR THE LATRINE WILL DO FINE, DEAR.